TESTIMONIALS

Toast Sandwich? more like

Bad

-Snotty Earl

They broke into my house the other night and only took my wife thank god. I hate millennials.

-old man gamer man 420

wait a minute, this isn't hotgamersinmylocalarea.gov!!! I was scammed >:(

-old man gamer man 421

anyone else think the minions looked less hot in the new movie or is it just me? they still look pretty good but something changed okay google send tweet wait no wrong website stop google no stop

-minion fan Harold

I mean his videos are fine I guess but they really need some moldy gary.

-MoldyGary

I contracted Toast Sandwich to help build my house and when he was in the middle of helping me carry a support beam he started default dancing (like a boss I have to admit) and the support beam fell on me in an exaggerated comical fashion turning me into a 2-dimensional (but still perfectly functioning) person. I am currently writing this from inside an envelope being mailed towards Ian's house with two comically large steel beams also inside the envelope so that once I arrive to his house I can drop these beams on him in a comical and exaggerated way TWICE to turn him into a 1-dimensional (but still perfectly functioning) person. Then we'll see who's laughing once I'm dimensionally superior! Take that!

-FlatMartin

Statistically, after looking over his entire online foot print with much detail and thought, I have chuckled to myself 9 times. commendable, but I have made myself laugh more than 1,500 times! I guess not everybody can have an intellect as superior as mine. And speaking of intellect, there is none present in a Toast Sandwich video. To be quite truthful, which I am consistently, you need a low IQ to understand Toast Sandwich. Many of the "jokes" are so dumb that they don't even register to me and my incredibly humungous brain. I, like many other intelligent people, enjoy Young Sheldon, a show for true geniuses. I would get into the details regarding the brilliance of the latest season but I'm afraid that it would not make sense to anyone with a small enough brain to be on this website.

-THE MIND MAESTRO

I want to violently kill "The Schmus" with my own two hands but I'm actually kinda rockin' with this "Toast" "Sandwich" fella.

-F.H. Spangenberg